Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
OAKLAND — A local man’s reflections over the course of a simple, quiet Christmas morning breakfast led him to experience a minor epiphany about how year-end holiday celebrations don’t have to suck.
The local man, as yet unidentified by authorities who continue to investigate the developing situation, appeared to arrive at the breakfast, consume foodstuffs, drink several kinds of beverages and engage in a series of light-hearted, humorous and insightful conversations with fellow attendees.
Factors related to the absence of celebration non-suckage likely include discussion of travel plans in the upcoming year, a balance of holiday and non-holiday background music, and the existence of variety of spaces for the exchange of attentions and affections.

